I’m trying to see who is still with me here from CBS as we enter into the new era of what will be MyWifeHatesSundays.com. We are creating new columns on the new website for our featured writers and we need to know how many are still in. We are holding spots for our current members from CBS but if those spots are not claimed by the end of the week (June 16, 2013) we will assume they are no longer interested and we will be holding open auditions to fill them spots (really it’s just posting an inquiry and we will give you a topic to write about.) We will then have them judged and the best will be chosen to write for MyWifeHatesSundays.com!
Are you not from CBS? That is fine. We are looking to bring on board 10 weekly/monthly fantasy football writing freakaziods to produce weekly/monthly columns, player rankings and profiles, and to add that sixth sense and special insight that only the most addictive fantasy football players can bring. We do not judge here. You have full range of freedom to say and post whatever you want as you see it (as long as you keep it somewhat clean). We want you to express your true feelings on players no matter how ludicrous it may sound. WE DON’T want you to just copy Jamey Eisenberg’s rankings (which are nice, but we want you to rank them according to your opinion not the general consensus). We want you to bring your unique perspectives on players and predictions no matter what they may be.
We ask for only 1 requirement to be a writer on MyWifeHatesSundays.com. Not that you be a good speller, or that you know where to put a comma or a colon. Not if you have a masters degree in Journalism (heck we don’t care if you graduated high school), and we don’t require that your dad was Walter Cronkite. The ONLY SINGLE REQUIREMENT we DEMAND is that you are crazy for fantasy football. That you have for whatever reason let fantasy football completely spiral out of control and take over every aspect of your everyday life.
In other words, if you wake up in the morning and your first thought is about fantasy football WE WANT YOU! If during your day you can’t focus on work and instead decide to play online and research players while you work WE WANT YOU! If your married (or not) and your woman (or man) just can’t bare to stand another sunday by your side listening to you whine and pound the couch or throw the remote in a temper tantrum then you my freind where made to write for MYWIFEHATESSUNDAYS.COM
Impress your friends and family and league mates by bragging it up that you have your very own column on MyWifeHatesSundays.com. Just respond to this post and we will privately email you all the info you will ever need. Assuming there are spots available after the CBS guys chime in.
We will have a cool youtube video upload section available soon and wait until you see The Foot’s video (it’s a pisser). Don’t worry if you are shy you don’t ever have to upload a video if you don’t want to it’s just something that is available to you as a writer on MyWifeHatessSundays.com if you choose to use it. In addition each writer selected will receive a custom made brand logo for themselves courtesy of MyWifeHatesSundays.com to be displayed on their column.